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New Party Program: "Three Emojis or Less"
In a historic move, The Government Party has adopted a revolutionary new platform consisting entirely of emojis. "Why waste time with words when pictures do the trick?" said Party Leader Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
The new platform: 🍔📱💸 (translation: More fast food, more phones, more money for everyone).
Read ReactionsTax Reform: One Simple Trick!
The Party proposes replacing the entire tax code with a single rule: "If you have money, give us some." Experts say this revolutionary approach could save billions in accounting fees and legislative debates.
"We've made taxes so simple even a Congressman could understand them," boasted Minister of Finance Criss-Cross Applesauce.
See Simplified FormAbout The Government Party
The Government Party is not just a political movement—it's a lifestyle choice. Founded in 2025, we recognized that thinking is hard, decisions are stressful, and complexity is overrated.
Our Mission
To create a society where no one feels pressured to:
- Read anything longer than a tweet
- Remember anything not saved in their phone
- Make decisions more complex than "yes" or "no"
Core Principles
Join us in our quest to make the world easier, simpler, and dumber. After all, ignorance is bliss!
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The Official The Government Manifesto
📚 Education Reform
Replace all schools with YouTube tutorials and Twitch streams. Diploma requirements will be based on follower counts rather than test scores. Advanced degrees can be earned through viral challenges.
💸 Economic Policy
Implement "Likes = Money" system where citizens earn cryptocurrency based on social media engagement. Taxes will be automatically deducted from unpopular posts. National debt will be erased by declaring "bankruptcy lol".
🏛 Government Reform
All legislation limited to 280 characters. Congressional votes conducted via Twitter polls with 24-hour limits. Executive orders delivered as TikTok dances. Judicial rulings determined by "who has the better meme".
🌍 Foreign Policy
International diplomacy conducted entirely through Instagram DMs. Trade agreements negotiated via Facebook Marketplace. Treaties signed with emoji-only clauses. Wars settled by Fortnite tournaments.
Support the Dumbness
Help accelerate society's decline by contributing to our cause. Your donations fund critical initiatives like:
- Shortening attention spans worldwide
- Replacing books with memes
- Making government even dumber
- Free fries for all citizens
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Send SOL or any SPL token to our official wallet:
Every donation makes the world a little dumber. Thank you!
For traditional donations (boring), contact our financial office at donations@idiocracy.party
Join The Government Party
Membership requirements:
- Ability to breathe (optional)
- Willingness to not think too hard
- Smartphone with social media apps
Benefits include: