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New Party Program: "Three Emojis or Less"

June 15, 2025

In a historic move, The Government Party has adopted a revolutionary new platform consisting entirely of emojis. "Why waste time with words when pictures do the trick?" said Party Leader Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

The new platform: 🍔📱💸 (translation: More fast food, more phones, more money for everyone).

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Tax Reform: One Simple Trick!

June 10, 2025

The Party proposes replacing the entire tax code with a single rule: "If you have money, give us some." Experts say this revolutionary approach could save billions in accounting fees and legislative debates.

"We've made taxes so simple even a Congressman could understand them," boasted Minister of Finance Criss-Cross Applesauce.

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About The Government Party

The Government Party is not just a political movement—it's a lifestyle choice. Founded in 2025, we recognized that thinking is hard, decisions are stressful, and complexity is overrated.

Our Mission

To create a society where no one feels pressured to:

  • Read anything longer than a tweet
  • Remember anything not saved in their phone
  • Make decisions more complex than "yes" or "no"

Core Principles

Effort
Minimal
Attention Span
8 sec
Accountability
Zero

Join us in our quest to make the world easier, simpler, and dumber. After all, ignorance is bliss!

Idiocracy Progress Tracker

Measuring societal dumbness...

Data accuracy: 12%. We're idiots. Idiocracy token: HVqJ2s6bZZ4YJNdx5yxcJ6qKHKK6ZKCGLkeSyrucpump

The Official The Government Manifesto

📚 Education Reform

Replace all schools with YouTube tutorials and Twitch streams. Diploma requirements will be based on follower counts rather than test scores. Advanced degrees can be earned through viral challenges.

💸 Economic Policy

Implement "Likes = Money" system where citizens earn cryptocurrency based on social media engagement. Taxes will be automatically deducted from unpopular posts. National debt will be erased by declaring "bankruptcy lol".

🏛 Government Reform

All legislation limited to 280 characters. Congressional votes conducted via Twitter polls with 24-hour limits. Executive orders delivered as TikTok dances. Judicial rulings determined by "who has the better meme".

🌍 Foreign Policy

International diplomacy conducted entirely through Instagram DMs. Trade agreements negotiated via Facebook Marketplace. Treaties signed with emoji-only clauses. Wars settled by Fortnite tournaments.

Join The Government Party

Membership requirements:

  • Ability to breathe (optional)
  • Willingness to not think too hard
  • Smartphone with social media apps

Benefits include:

Free Memes
Fast Food
10% off
Meetings
0